BIG BROTHER: HIS WHORES AND THEIR CANYONESQUE TWATS

i hate big brother. what a wanker of a show.

i don't know where to begin when it comes to how horrible and stupid this show is. is it the whole setup, planning, and programming? or is it the stupid people in the house selling their dignity and self-respect like $2 hookers? you pick.

let's start off with gretel. i'm sure she's a nice person generally, but on screen she's as annoying as a pebble in your shoe - and no matter how much you try to ignore it, it just shits you up the wall. she empahsises the wrong words and always has to act suprised, hip, and in, every time something that has been pre-planned happens.

secondly, there are the contestants. i don't see the attraction of seeing a bunch of arrogant, self-glorifying people thrown together in such a calculated way that of course there's gonna be bitching, going to be two 'alpha males', and - wait for it - the "vidictive" vixen. GET FUCKED YOU WHORES!

it's like they have to prove they're wankers by parading around the house in their underwear, as if they'd do it in their ordinary day lives. bullshit. the contestants alway says "once you're in the house, you forget about the cameras lol!" - give us a break, you tools. you're wearing mics every where you go, you're always looking into the camera, and you're always acting like idiots. try sitting down; i'm sure that brick of a mic reciever digging into their backs is something they used to experience in their every day lives before big brother. or maybe it was something else digging into their back - yeah that's right, it was their heads up their arses cos they're all so arrogant and up-themselves.

i have to say there are some redeeming characters in the house who seem to know they all this is bullshit but want to win the million dollars in the end. but that doesn't matter, as long as they're good looking and add to the group 'dynamic' it's all good - who cares what they have to say, right? and there's no better way of making a politcal statement than on live tv - where everyone thinks you're some kind of human rights activist of whatever and have channel 10 quickly trying to cover it up.

which leads to my next "why i fucking hate big brother" point: the advertising.

"EXPECT ANYTHING! ASSUME NOTHING!"

it's funny how they needed to remind us of that, because that's exactly what everyone does. oh my god, they've put 'intruders' into the house - what on earth will happen next? a celebrity? a ex-housemate? a fucking goat? all the devices have been used before, and just by addind a new dumbarse to the equation aint gonna change anything. shut up gretel, we don't give a shit.

the most recent ad goes something like this: "JUST LIKE BRAD (PITT) AND ANGELINA (JOLIE) - THEY'RE ON A MISSION!"

a "MISSION"? what the fuck are they trying to pull? channel 10 never seem to cease ripping off MTV for their advertsing strategies; looking for bs connections (if any at all) between upcoming films and thier dodgy shit they're producing. if angelian jolie was actually in the house, maybe i'd be more inclined to watch - and have her bash the shit out of all of them like in tomb raider. that'd be so funny.

also in the ad, it stated that two 'intruders' were going to be put in the house. one of them states:

"I'M A BIT VINDICTIVE?"

note the question mark, cos she's so stupid that she's not even sure. what a twat. that line is follwed by:

"HOW WILL THE HOUSEMATES REACT?!" *gasp!*

oh i don't know, exactly how they've being manipulated to react? throw in some dumb cow to stir things up and what can you expect - the alpha males having a new chick to impress, and the chicks having a new chick to bitch about. gold!

i hope that whole goddamn house burns to the ground. and when it does, i'm gonna get a first class ticket to the gold coast so i can piss on the ashes.

-LOki

NB: i was a little enraged while writing this post, but i'm alright now.